Today in my public speaking class, one guy gave a presentation on the pros and cons of eating food. Immediately after him, a girl gave a presentation on the differences between sitting or squatting while taking a dump.

Broward College is a respectable school of learning.

Last night I dreamed I was playing Advance Wars. I was Sami, and my opponent was Hawke. Our armies were battling around a large body of water. But then a MASSIVE TENTACLE MONSTER ROSE OUT OF THE DEPTHS AND STARTED LASHING OUT AT BOTH OF OUR ARMIES, SNATCHING THEM UP AND DRAGGING THEM TO A WATERY GRAVE.

We had to work together to kill the thing. It was nuts.

You know I had a dream last night, but so many things happened in it that I’m trying to figure out what exactly went down. It was like

Andy from Advance Wars fell into a volcano that was also underwater. He was also apparently Mario, and instead of a wrench he had an umbrella. So some friends of mine went through a cavern in Hell, and I was apparently deciding what they ran into. Like I said a swarm of bats was disturbed, and then there was a swarm of bats. I definitely spaced out during it, leading my friends wander forward and doing nothing for a while.

We ended up in the auditorium of Touhous. This time Shinki and Utsuho were on stage. I found Satori again, and instead of going up to her this time, I just mentally ranted to myself until she noticed me. She came over and told me I had to like, force some demonic power out of Utsuho or else Shinki would destroy everything or something?

Apparently this involved crossing an invisible platform over the audience and shouting to Utsuho to remember her friends or something. While also invisible. But Shinki saw through the invisibility and grabbed me by the throat. I shouted the inspirational stuff to Utsuho and then prepared for strangulation. Except it worked and Shinki let me go.

She then informed everyone that a bunch of demons were coming, and that if everyone wanted to live, they’d better flee upstairs to the hot springs. For some reason. Satori decided she had to grab me by the shoulders and behind and shove me the entire way there, because I wasn’t running fast enough.

When we arrived I dramatically dove into a pool of water while ripping my shirt off. I think I did this to impress Satori, I dunno.

And that’s how it ended. I’m fairly certain that’s how it all happened. Now excuse me as I write stuff based on this.

terminill:

oohmrleo:

warlock-lemres:

uoahhh

Meh, it’s not one of the funny ones

having things on your desktop is for scrubs

not pictured: my other monitor which is also empty

No regrets whatsoever