Dreams and Things

occupyrichierich: …or it would be the logical end point if they...

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:14:03 -0400

…or it would be the logical end point if they didn’t pull this six issues later. next time don’t rely on load-bearing drywall, richie!

special bonus for keen-eyed readers: blonde gloria in the portrait sidebar, ginger gloria in the cover in both person and photo! figure THAT shit out

Speaking of that sidebar, Mr. Rich there is labeled as Little Lotta. What up with that

Today in my public speaking class, one guy gave a presentation on the pros and cons of eating food....

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 16:32:26 -0400

Today in my public speaking class, one guy gave a presentation on the pros and cons of eating food. Immediately after him, a girl gave a presentation on the differences between sitting or squatting while taking a dump.

Broward College is a respectable school of learning.

9 and 21

Thu, 27 Dec 2012 20:35:49 -0500

9. Currently the source of my pain as I have to play SMBW with my nephew when he comes over. It was a nifty thing, but it’s really nothing compared to the Wii U.

21. Game I like that no one else does?

Does Dwarf Fortress count? Because none of my friends play it.

Gamin' questions

Thu, 27 Dec 2012 20:30:54 -0500

1:What is your favourite genre of game, and why?
2:What were the last 5 games you bought?
3:Ever sold a game and later regretted it?
4:Your top 4 badass weapons
5:Top 5 soundtracks
6:What was the first game you remember playing?
7:What game have you spent the most time in?
8:If you could live in any game world with any character, where and who would you choose?
9:Honest opinion of the Nintendo Wii
10:What are your favourite indie games?
11:Multiplayer or singleplayer?
12:Have you ever enjoyed a movie tie-in game?
13:Which controller is your absolute favourite?
14:What are 3 games absolutely everyone should play?
15:Are modern games better than older games?
16:Do you like random encounters in RPGs?
17:Has a game ever made you cry?
20:What are you currently playing?
21:Are there any games you love that no one else seems to?
22:Are there any games you hate that everyone else loves?
23:You are at an arcade, which machine do you go to first?
24:Has a game ever changed your life?

Last night I dreamed I was playing Advance Wars. I was Sami, and my opponent was Hawke. Our armies...

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 14:42:52 -0500

Last night I dreamed I was playing Advance Wars. I was Sami, and my opponent was Hawke. Our armies were battling around a large body of water. But then a MASSIVE TENTACLE MONSTER ROSE OUT OF THE DEPTHS AND STARTED LASHING OUT AT BOTH OF OUR ARMIES, SNATCHING THEM UP AND DRAGGING THEM TO A WATERY GRAVE.

We had to work together to kill the thing. It was nuts.

You know I had a dream last night, but so many things happened in it that I’m trying to figure...

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 21:09:13 -0500

You know I had a dream last night, but so many things happened in it that I’m trying to figure out what exactly went down. It was like

Andy from Advance Wars fell into a volcano that was also underwater. He was also apparently Mario, and instead of a wrench he had an umbrella. So some friends of mine went through a cavern in Hell, and I was apparently deciding what they ran into. Like I said a swarm of bats was disturbed, and then there was a swarm of bats. I definitely spaced out during it, leading my friends wander forward and doing nothing for a while.

We ended up in the auditorium of Touhous. This time Shinki and Utsuho were on stage. I found Satori again, and instead of going up to her this time, I just mentally ranted to myself until she noticed me. She came over and told me I had to like, force some demonic power out of Utsuho or else Shinki would destroy everything or something?

Apparently this involved crossing an invisible platform over the audience and shouting to Utsuho to remember her friends or something. While also invisible. But Shinki saw through the invisibility and grabbed me by the throat. I shouted the inspirational stuff to Utsuho and then prepared for strangulation. Except it worked and Shinki let me go.

She then informed everyone that a bunch of demons were coming, and that if everyone wanted to live, they’d better flee upstairs to the hot springs. For some reason. Satori decided she had to grab me by the shoulders and behind and shove me the entire way there, because I wasn’t running fast enough.

When we arrived I dramatically dove into a pool of water while ripping my shirt off. I think I did this to impress Satori, I dunno.

And that’s how it ended. I’m fairly certain that’s how it all happened. Now excuse me as I write stuff based on this.

Post a picture of your desktop exactly as it is right now - no cleaning or hiding anything!

Tue, 06 Nov 2012 23:38:21 -0500

terminill:

oohmrleo:

warlock-lemres:

uoahhh

Meh, it’s not one of the funny ones

having things on your desktop is for scrubs

not pictured: my other monitor which is also empty

No regrets whatsoever

A day late, but whatever. Happy Halloween!!

Thu, 01 Nov 2012 18:13:55 -0400

A day late, but whatever.

Happy Halloween!!

ZephAway: jesus FUCK COPY KITTY

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 20:05:21 -0400

ZephAway: jesus FUCK COPY KITTY
ZephAway: MORE LIKE COPY MY ADDRESS ONTO A PIECE OF PAPER BECAUSE I'M HAVING A FUCKING SEIZURE
Keeirby: ...Did you just watch my video
ZephAway: YES
ZephAway: H̟͍̼̬͓͓̳͚̓̓̀̎͊ͨ̀̚Ę͈̪̳̙̺̱̍̕͢L͚̼̯̤̑͂̔ͧͦͬ̍̔̊ͅP̢̹͓̘̺̱͂̾͛́́ ̷̝̤̼̹͖͓ͩ̌̇̆̏Ṃ̵̠̠ͯ̎̆͆ͯ̓͘͘E̅̓ͨ̈͏̭͎͈̝̗ ̹̲̠͔͉̪͍ͯ̊̂́ͨ̋͛
ZephAway: ͉͎ͩ̄̒ͤ̏͐̈́͞I͉̥͎͎ͧͩͅ ̶̺̤͔͙̥̞̪̲͌̓͑̽ͫ̈̂ͤA̵̜̞̯̳͕͙̰ͯͬ͋M̨͚̓̅ ̑ͦ͗͐̋͏̞͈D̤̯̲͖̤̮̟͙̯̿͊ͦ̿͋͞Y̴̦̺͍̜̗̾̀̇ͦ͋ͤ͆ͮ̀͡ͅĮ̛̼̌̄̆̍̏̎̎̏̚ͅN̴̨̼̩̬͉̠͒̔̌ͦ̏̎ͣ͢G͕̳̣̮͎̞̦͙ͨ̄̓ͭ̊͡
Keeirby: What have I done

Copy Kitty is the most amazing game and everyone should play it.

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 18:31:00 -0400

Copy Kitty is the most amazing game and everyone should play it.

So in last night’s dream, a cult performed some magical ritual that made it so every time you...

Sun, 21 Oct 2012 15:07:34 -0400

So in last night’s dream, a cult performed some magical ritual that made it so every time you went to bed, you ended up ascending up to heaven. Except heaven was this weird place where anything that was in shadows may or may not be physically there (or at the very least, not to be trusted). And it mostly dark corridors with windows letting light in certain places.

After wandering for a while, I found a large auditorium where Reimu and Yukari were having a danmaku duel in front of an audience of all the other Touhou characters. I think the stakes of the duel were like, Yukari becoming Reimu’s sibling or something.

I found Satori in the audience, and she asked me if I wanted to play with her. We ran off and wandered the corridors, and screwed around with anyone we ran into. It was pretty fun. There were restrooms but you had to pay like, $6.59 in order to use them, which was kinda dickish.

So last night I dreamed that I got into a romantic relationship with Lily White. Apparently she was...

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 15:45:00 -0400

So last night I dreamed that I got into a romantic relationship with Lily White. Apparently she was like, guarding a library or something and I went there and purposefully made a ruckus to get her attention and confess to her. People were all like what the hell why are you dating a fairy you sick fuck. But I did not care because Lily was really sweet.

Then I pissed off Sakuya for some reason and she stopped time and shot me with a sniper rifle. Not sure what’s up with that.

What happened to Satori being my waifu

Last night I dreamed I was Mystia Lorelei. In an odd twist, Yukari wanted to eat me, with Yuyuko...

Sun, 30 Sep 2012 12:44:39 -0400

Last night I dreamed I was Mystia Lorelei. In an odd twist, Yukari wanted to eat me, with Yuyuko trying to protect me (with others like Youmu and Reisen). We were all eating dinner together, but if I ate more than Yukari then she would think I was fattening myself up and would try to eat me. I ended up starving myself.

Graduating Hogwarts

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 18:12:59 -0400

Graduating Hogwarts :

elementnumber46:

crimjims:

protoargh:

faitalities:

actualstalkertimothydrake:

intrajanelle:

fatgirlandrobin:

mori, Hufflepuff, graduated with average grades and becomes the next Dark Lord.

janelle, Hufflepuff, graduated with awful grades and becomes a professor. how.

Timmay, Hufflepuff, graduated with average grades and marries a muggle.

it knew i was a hufflepuff!!!

Faith, Hufflepuff, graduated with very good grades and becomes the Minister of Magic.

is everyone a Hufflepuff? :U

May, Gryffindor, graduated with good grades and marries a fellow student.

Wow I’m Lily. Thats. Different?

Crimjims, Ravenclaw, graduated with very good grades and marries a fellow student.

Well I always suspected I’d be in the nerd house.

Matt, Gryffindor, graduated with good grades and becomes the Minister of Magic.

Always figured I would be in Ravenclaw if anything, but I can’t complain about how things turn out.

Ariel, Gryffindor, graduated with average grades and dies and becomes a ghost.

ALWAYS GHOSTS FOR ME

Happy Cirno Day!

Sun, 09 Sep 2012 15:29:41 -0400

Happy Cirno Day!

oohmrleo: aridobbers: HOW TO DOWNLOAD AND PLAY TOUHOU SKY ARENA MATSURI VERSION STEP 1: GO...

Sat, 08 Sep 2012 12:29:17 -0400

oohmrleo:

aridobbers:

HOW TO DOWNLOAD AND PLAY TOUHOU SKY ARENA MATSURI VERSION

STEP 1: GO HERE.

STEP 2: DOWNLOAD THE TSA ARCHIVE AND EXTRACT THEM. I RECOMMEND 7ZIP FOR THIS. THIS ARCHIVE CONTAINS VERSIONS HAYATE AND KURENAI PRE-INSTALLED FOR YOU.

STEP 3: DOWNLOAD AND EXTRACT THE MATSURI PATCH ARCHIVE.

STEP 4: RUN THE PATCH. IT SHOULD AUTOMATICALLY DETECT GAME LOCATIONS, BUT IF NOT, THE FIRST PROMPT IS FOR HAYATE, THE SECOND IS FOR KURENAI.

STEP 5: DOWNLOAD THE README BECAUSE IT CONTAINS CONTROL INFORMATION.

STEP 6: RUN EITHER HAYATE OR KURENAI. IT DOES NOT MATTER, THEY’RE BOTH MATSURI NOW.

STEP 7: HAVE FUN.

okay so here is what happens

cool stuff

first of all it won’t even do anything if I open it with applocale so I can’t even try to understand what the dialog boxes say

but first time it gives me a folder prompt I pick hayate’s, ok. It fills up the progress bar and then it tells me something about Kurenai. Just says it, doesn’t give me a prompt to choose a folder. Then the progress bar fills up to 70% and stays there.

When I close the program and go to the game folders nothing’s changed on either of them

???????????????

For the love of- OKAY.

OKAY. HERE. THIS IS ALL THE PATCHES AND SHIT BY THEMSELVES. NOTHING INSTALLED. NOTHING DONE. FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS AND DO IT ALL YOURSELF. IF THAT DOESN’T WORK, I GIVE UP.

HOW TO DOWNLOAD AND PLAY TOUHOU SKY ARENA MATSURI VERSION STEP...

Sat, 08 Sep 2012 01:13:00 -0400

HOW TO DOWNLOAD AND PLAY TOUHOU SKY ARENA MATSURI VERSION

STEP 1: GO HERE.

STEP 2: DOWNLOAD THE TSA ARCHIVE AND EXTRACT THEM. I RECOMMEND 7ZIP FOR THIS. THIS ARCHIVE CONTAINS VERSIONS HAYATE AND KURENAI PRE-INSTALLED FOR YOU.

STEP 3: DOWNLOAD AND EXTRACT THE MATSURI PATCH ARCHIVE.

STEP 4: RUN THE PATCH. IT SHOULD AUTOMATICALLY DETECT GAME LOCATIONS, BUT IF NOT, THE FIRST PROMPT IS FOR HAYATE, THE SECOND IS FOR KURENAI.

STEP 5: DOWNLOAD THE README BECAUSE IT CONTAINS CONTROL INFORMATION.

STEP 6: RUN EITHER HAYATE OR KURENAI. IT DOES NOT MATTER, THEY’RE BOTH MATSURI NOW.

STEP 7: HAVE FUN.

oohmrleo: aridobbers: I did all the patching myself, put both game folders into one folder, and...

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 22:49:11 -0400

oohmrleo:

aridobbers:

I did all the patching myself, put both game folders into one folder, and then zipped the whole thing up.

Also, as it turns out I can run either version and they both come up Matsuri. This is weird. Can you just not… do all the shit I did and have it work for other people?

well there don’t seem to be any patch files or anything

what did you do

I just, agh.

Do you want me to upload all the patches and walk you through how to do all this. I thought I was “uploading the entire thing” as you said before, but apparently it didn’t work.

oohmrleo: aridobbers: oohmrleo: aridobbers: oohmrleo: aridob...

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 22:43:29 -0400

oohmrleo:

aridobbers:

oohmrleo:

aridobbers:

oohmrleo:

aridobbers:

oohmrleo:

i forgot how this game works

also where are the other characters i don’t get it

I included a text file that should explain how to play the game. It says “READ ME” in all caps like that.

And not having the other characters… I hope that’s fixed by playing the right version (also mentioned in the text file). Does it says Kurenai or Matsuri when you load the game?

are you serious

all I see is this

there isn’t an allcaps readme and there isn’t a matsuri

…

…

. . .

i forgot to put the readme in the archive

i

just

i added it to the download folder, just grab it from there real quick

But where is the Matsuri version

What it actually is is you’re supposed to patch the Kurenai version, then when you play it it says it’s the Matsuri version. Were you playing the one in the Kurenai folder?

How the hell am I supposed to patch it then

I did all the patching myself, put both game folders into one folder, and then zipped the whole thing up.

Also, as it turns out I can run either version and they both come up Matsuri. This is weird. Can you just not… do all the shit I did and have it work for other people?

oohmrleo: aridobbers: oohmrleo: aridobbers: oohmrleo: i...

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 22:38:00 -0400

oohmrleo:

aridobbers:

oohmrleo:

aridobbers:

oohmrleo:

i forgot how this game works

also where are the other characters i don’t get it

I included a text file that should explain how to play the game. It says “READ ME” in all caps like that.

And not having the other characters… I hope that’s fixed by playing the right version (also mentioned in the text file). Does it says Kurenai or Matsuri when you load the game?

are you serious

all I see is this

there isn’t an allcaps readme and there isn’t a matsuri

…

…

. . .

i forgot to put the readme in the archive

i

just

i added it to the download folder, just grab it from there real quick

But where is the Matsuri version

What it actually is is you’re supposed to patch the Kurenai version, then when you play it it says it’s the Matsuri version. Were you playing the one in the Kurenai folder?